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What You'll Find Here…

Okay, um, you're probably wondering how you got here and what you're doing here. I really don't have an answer for you, but I can say that being here is better than waiting in line to renew your automobile registration at the DMV and then they close for the day just before you get to the front of the line. But if you do need your auto registration renewed, sorry you can't do it here… unless you find the secret link on this blog.

New comedy Web video with animations, Ali Velshi from CNN; click here to see this funny humorous online video

CNNs Betty Nguyen shot me with a Bazooka. Click here to see the video of the CNN newscaster going beserk on me

Madaline Albright Punched Me Out… click here to see what I did after that politician lady Madaline Albright beat me up

Wolf Blitzer Knocked Me Out… click here to see the video of the crazy CNN newscaster going nuts

Luckily I was able to avoid serious injury. Click here to see the comedy video of Rosie ODonnell

Okay, so um, maybe like, in a way he did, sort of, see the video here: Jay Leno comedy video clip

Here is the link to a new video about the huge problems that the OctoMom Nadya Suleman is having at this time.

Here you will see humorous video clips of never before seen pranks that a YouTube video publisher has pulled on others. Click here to see this funny crazy prank

Last week you heard about the UFO abduction of some of our earthlings… Now the UFOs have made contact and are demanding a ransom. Watch this video to see what has transpired since last time. Click here for this funny comedy UFO video

So um, some people believe in UFOs, other people don't. Here is a video of a UFO that is as realistic as um, I don't know, Idaho corn maybe. Check it out and make up your own mind, or not. If you want to see it, um, click this link UFO flies into city

Yes, this is a comedy video, but it has an animated scene where a city is attacked and there is fire, destruction and choas. Click here to watch this animation Web video clip

Click this link to see some hot beautiful women dancing on a Hawaii beach, in this new Web video.

So um, once upon a time I had a beach house, sort of, then along came Mr. Tornadoe. See what Mr. Tornadoe did to the beach house that I once sort of had, um, in this video, like.

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Here you can see a new comedy Web video I just created and posted on this blog. Click here to see the new comedy Web video clip

Caught on tape, a flying Camel. You did not think such a thing existed, did you. This Camel has wings and can fly. On this video you will also see some fire, explosions and other cool stuff. Camels can fly!

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When you are having a bad hair day, nothing will make you forget about it better than to go out and fight a Bear. Here is video that I got of one guy doing just that. So um, put down your bowl of Lucky Charms cereal and put out that cigarette maybe, and um, check this out then if you want to, or not.

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Yup, um, I did not believe it either when I first saw it. I had to close my eyes and open them again, but there it was, a Camel with a man's face. Now um, I think I see a UFO flying overhead so I have to go get my Camcorder now and try and get it on tape. Bye.

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The new fad is to have your own Medical Laboratory inside your home. Without one your friends will think that you are just not hip and not with the times. This video will give you the step by step instructions to build your own hip Medical Laboratory.

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What could be more joyous, more fulfilling and give you such an incredible sense of accomplishment then to create your own Industrial Fasteners? This video will give you the step-by-step secrets to this process and more.

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This Lion has a mans face. Luckily I had my camcorder with me so I caught it on tape. Now, um, other than that, nothing else is going on with me at this time. How about with you, anything new?

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This first video in the series covers the very important and under emphasized topic of: What To Do If The Cockroaches In Your Home Aren't Getting Along With The Ants. Without a solution to this very common and sometimes devastating problem, um, you might remain unhappy instead of being, um, happy.

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Why Your Philippino Rooster Won't Eat The Chocolate Cookies That You Bake For Him. A potentially emotionally crippling topic that very few people will discuss or give you a solution for. There is only one way to handle this crippling problem. Without the insider information that you will get here, your Philippino Rooster might never eat the cookies that you back for him ever again.

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Here's How To Gain The Respect Of The Furniture In Your Home. If you don't have the respect of the furniture and kitchen appliances and fixtures in your home, then how do you expect to maintain the respect of your children, co-workers and acquaintances? This video will provide the answers you need to regain the dignity that you've lost so that um, you feel worthy once again.

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Here you will learn, How I Fly To The Moon On a Basketball Every So Often and How You Can Too

Now, just because a basketball is small and lightweight, does not mean that it is not a powerful tool that can be used for many purposes. In this video I will tell you the secret of how I use my basketball to fly to the Moon every once in awhile and how you can do the same.

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Yes In This Video You Will See a Big Bear Fighting Huge Snake

Caught on video, a big strange looking big Bear fighting with a huge snake. You have got to see this. You have not seen video footage like this, guaranteed.

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Here are some more comedy Web videos on the subject of Politics and Politicians. Click this link to see more funny political humor online videos

Here are some more comedy Web videos on the subject of Home Appliances. Click this link to see more funny online videos

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Here you will find a video of Sara Palin and Hillary Clinton not getting along well at all. Click here to see this new politically charged video

Here is, The Secret To Getting 2,000 Camels, 1,500 Sheep and 9,250 Pigeons At Half Price. Without this very important information, how do you expect to get a deal on your next purchase of Camels, Sheep and Pigeons? It just will not happen. Not gonna happen. To not only get a good deal but to also feel good about the transaction and your negotiation skills, you need to watch this video.

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Here is another comedy Web video. It is on business humor. Click the link that follows to see a Bill Gates computer problems comedy video

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