Um, Welcome

Welcome to my Website. Please remove your shoes. Now please throw your coat into my fireplace. After that I'd like for you to renounce food and water and commit to a life of eating paper and to drinking only dried caffeine or liquid coffee that does not contain water.

What You'll Find Here…

Okay, um, you're probably wondering how you got here and what you're doing here. I really don't have an answer for you, but I can say that being here is better than waiting in line to renew your automobile registration at the DMV and then they close for the day just before you get to the front of the line. But if you do need your auto registration renewed, sorry you can't do it here… unless you find the secret link on this blog.