Newscasters
I could not resist to create a page for our loved newscasters. Here you will find newscaster comedy.
Crazy Vicious Attacks
Just moved into a new house. Quite noisy here. Not to mention the monster attacks and flying newscaster attacks that occur regularly out here. Vicious attacks. Some crazy footage. Shit. Footage of hot chicks on the beach too.
CNNs Betty Nguyen Shot Me With a Bazooka
Just when I thought I was safe from all such attacks, missles, bombs and rocket fire, Betty Nguyen from CNN shot me with a Bazooka. It was a direct hit and um, I did not like it much, sort of maybe, unless I think of the potential benefits and fun. I survived but it was like, a close call maybe. Now I will be like, hiding in my bomb shelter each day I think. Or maybe I will be in an undisclosed location where I cannot be found, so don't waste your time looking.
Wolf Blitzer Knocked Me Out
Yes, when it came down to it, Wolf Blitzer got the best of me in the fight. And yes, I am talking about the Wolf Blitzer newscaster at CNN. He can kick butt. He must have been trained by the great Ninja master of the 7 swords of the high mountain near the pond of wisdom.



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